Whatcha textin bout Willis?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I had to cum in my sink.
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