He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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