You're so nebulous sometimes
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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