Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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