..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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