Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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