just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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