I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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