I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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