Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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