Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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