The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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