I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
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