if you like me you must not know who I am
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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