I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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