i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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