maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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