We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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