garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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