Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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