So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
