I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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