YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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