Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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