The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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