I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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