you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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