I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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