make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
