I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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