We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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