Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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