He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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