what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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