twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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