I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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