I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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