Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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