i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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