he thought i was a dude.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Dick very happy bro
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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