Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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