Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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