Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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