I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
