Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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