Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
