Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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