If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Shame is for Republicans.
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