Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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