so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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