I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
